comedycentral:

Key & Peele have some tips for attending a gay wedding in this new sketch from the Season Four premiere, airing tonight after South Park.

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

tatehorror:

When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it

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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

coballion:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

Anonymous asked:
Bet you can't gif the entire Frozen.

chelseawelseyknight:

kristoffbjorgman:

u wanna bet m8?

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Holy fuck.

meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure